I like seeing cracks in food because it means the food has been sitting out for a long time, which increases the number of bacteria living in the food, which increases the likelihood of me getting sick from eating it.. and you know what that means… I GET TO TAKE A SICK DAY!

I like seeing cracks in food because it means the food has been sitting out for a long time, which increases the number of bacteria living in the food, which increases the likelihood of me getting sick from eating it.. and you know what that means… I GET TO TAKE A SICK DAY!