Crunchy craggle crumbs.
Tags: I like crunchy craggle crumbs
I wouldn’t eat leftovers that were in the fridge uncovered for two months. But that’s me, I’m wacky like that.
Tags: good luck
How high are you right now?
Tags: you must be so fucking high cause this shit is ridiculous
This is the most glerm I’ve ever seen on a sandwich. Bravo, my friend.
Tags: you glermed it up something fierce no one has ever glermed like you you are the sandwich glerming king
This is eyes.
Tags: hi I eat eyes
Jesus… I don’t… I dunno bro. I don’t know why this is a thing. I got nothin’.
Tags: so much sour cream
I like to eat dinner off of the bookshelf.
Tags: eat your food off a shelf go ahead and try it glermy goop you looked so beautiful that night my lady in red I'll always remember that night but now I eat off the bookshelf
I’m so fancy, you already know. I’m in the fast lane, from LA to Tokyo. I’m so fancy, can’t you taste this gold? Remember my name, I’m about to blowwwwwwww.
Tags: Iggy Azalea fancy unofficial song of the summer gold I'm about to blowwwww
I’m practicing making fancy hotdogs for my special dinner party. I’m ready to impress them this time!
Tags: you guys said I couldn't cook but boy oh boy am I gonna prove you wrong you are gonna be so jealous of my fancy hotdogs these hotdogs are gonna be so cool
My mom blocked the sexy websites online, so I gotta make do. This is a boob.
Tags: I made this boob don't tell my mom I like boob
Can you not.
Tags: just don't
Jeff Koons for H&M
Tags: Jeff Koons H&M
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