Crunchy craggle crumbs.

Crunchy craggle crumbs.

I wouldn’t eat leftovers that were in the fridge uncovered for two months. But that’s me, I’m wacky like that.

I wouldn’t eat leftovers that were in the fridge uncovered for two months. But that’s me, I’m wacky like that.

Tags: good luck

How high are you right now? 

How high are you right now? 

This is the most glerm I’ve ever seen on a sandwich. Bravo, my friend.

This is the most glerm I’ve ever seen on a sandwich. Bravo, my friend.

This is eyes.

This is eyes.

Tags: hi I eat eyes

Jesus… I don’t… I dunno bro. I don’t know why this is a thing. I got nothin’.

Jesus… I don’t… I dunno bro. I don’t know why this is a thing. I got nothin’.

I like to eat dinner off of the bookshelf. 

I like to eat dinner off of the bookshelf. 

I’m so fancy, you already know. I’m in the fast lane, from LA to Tokyo. I’m so fancy, can’t you taste this gold? Remember my name, I’m about to blowwwwwwww.

I’m so fancy, you already know. I’m in the fast lane, from LA to Tokyo. I’m so fancy, can’t you taste this gold? Remember my name, I’m about to blowwwwwwww.

I’m practicing making fancy hotdogs for my special dinner party. I’m ready to impress them this time!

I’m practicing making fancy hotdogs for my special dinner party. I’m ready to impress them this time!

My mom blocked the sexy websites online, so I gotta make do. This is a boob.

My mom blocked the sexy websites online, so I gotta make do. This is a boob.

Can you not.

Can you not.

Tags: just don't

Jeff Koons for H&M

Jeff Koons for H&M

Tags: Jeff Koons H&M