I work for Fisher-Price, and I have designed a brand new children’s toy.
Tags: Fisher-Price children's toy fun learning stimulation ages 1 - 6
Do you want to make your viewing experience of this photograph a whole lot sadder? Imagine a lady singing “Walking on Sunshine” to herself while she prepares this meal. :(
Tags: sad a whole lot sadder walking on sunshine quiet singing nobody around :(
Tags: maybe you can come over to my place later and photograph MY trash
What if you were an X-Man, and your power was making gross chili dogs that gave people instant diarrhea. Not a great superpower, but definitely not the worst.
Tags: x-man what if powers superpowers instant diarrhea chili dog diarrhea not great not the worst
Before you start JUDGING and being VERY JUDGMENTAL… this lady’s kids asked if they could eat puddles for dinner.
Tags: puddles for dinner stop judging you're so judgmental it's wrong to each his own very judgy go away bigot
Try our new Wild Asian Crunch Flair Dessert™! It’s a delicious mix of crispy La Choy noodles mixed with creamy frosting all served on the cheapest paper plate we could find!
Tags: Wild Asian Crunch Flair Dessert trademarked can't steal it
Is this on purpose? It’s hard to believe something so hideous could be an accident, but I guess you never know.
Tags: pink slermy yerm sauce yellow glunk chorlnk parsley
I do love a wet taco. Can it be more wet somehow?
Tags: wetness damp moist very wet make it more wet the taco make the taco extremely wet and soggy thanks
-Do you love it?
-I love it!
-I got it at Ross™
Tags: Ross dress for less
I bet after you took this photo there was sauce on your Motorola RAZR.
Tags: cool phone cool pic cool beans cool sauce cool mush
How do I tell my girlfriend that my sexual fetish is eating pimples?
Tags: I love eating pimples please let me eat your pimples
Cat poops and eggs are not appropriate french fry toppings.
Tags: cat poops eggs on fries
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