I work for Fisher-Price, and I have designed a brand new children’s toy.

I work for Fisher-Price, and I have designed a brand new children’s toy.

Do you want to make your viewing experience of this photograph a whole lot sadder? Imagine a lady singing “Walking on Sunshine” to herself while she prepares this meal. :(

Do you want to make your viewing experience of this photograph a whole lot sadder? Imagine a lady singing “Walking on Sunshine” to herself while she prepares this meal. :(

Delightful.

Delightful.

What if you were an X-Man, and your power was making gross chili dogs that gave people instant diarrhea. Not a great superpower, but definitely not the worst.

What if you were an X-Man, and your power was making gross chili dogs that gave people instant diarrhea. Not a great superpower, but definitely not the worst.

Before you start JUDGING and being VERY JUDGMENTAL… this lady’s kids asked if they could eat puddles for dinner.

Before you start JUDGING and being VERY JUDGMENTAL… this lady’s kids asked if they could eat puddles for dinner.

Try our new Wild Asian Crunch Flair Dessert™! It’s a delicious mix of crispy La Choy noodles mixed with creamy frosting all served on the cheapest paper plate we could find!

Try our new Wild Asian Crunch Flair Dessert™! It’s a delicious mix of crispy La Choy noodles mixed with creamy frosting all served on the cheapest paper plate we could find!

Is this on purpose? It’s hard to believe something so hideous could be an accident, but I guess you never know.

Is this on purpose? It’s hard to believe something so hideous could be an accident, but I guess you never know.

I do love a wet taco. Can it be more wet somehow?

I do love a wet taco. Can it be more wet somehow?

-Do you love it? 
-I love it!
-I got it at Ross™

-Do you love it? 

-I love it!

-I got it at Ross™

I bet after you took this photo there was sauce on your Motorola RAZR.

I bet after you took this photo there was sauce on your Motorola RAZR.

How do I tell my girlfriend that my sexual fetish is eating pimples? 

How do I tell my girlfriend that my sexual fetish is eating pimples? 

Cat poops and eggs are not appropriate french fry toppings. 

Cat poops and eggs are not appropriate french fry toppings.