Anonymous said: you're fucking ignorant. so many of these are common dishes from around the world, they just don't adhere to your limited, eurocentric, pathetic idea of what food is supposed to look like. like yeah melting kraft singles on things, laugh at that, but dont be a racist dickturd

Your logic does not resemble our earth logic. - Buffy Summers, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I know I wasn’t exactly invited to your party but I thought if I showed up with some super yummo snacks, you’d be cool if I came in for a little while. I won’t even talk to anyone, I’ll just take a selfie and go. Please? Can I please come in?

I know I wasn’t exactly invited to your party but I thought if I showed up with some super yummo snacks, you’d be cool if I came in for a little while. I won’t even talk to anyone, I’ll just take a selfie and go. Please? Can I please come in?

I CAN SEE THE HEAD! I CAN SEE THE HEAD! ONE MORE PUSH!

I CAN SEE THE HEAD! I CAN SEE THE HEAD! ONE MORE PUSH!

Minimalism is my fave art movement, you guys. 

Thanks for the submission, Christie. 

Minimalism is my fave art movement, you guys. 

Thanks for the submission, Christie. 

I want so much nacho cheese that I don’t even know what’s underneath. 

I want so much nacho cheese that I don’t even know what’s underneath. 

Ugh, I just wanna dive in and swim around. You get it. I know you do. 

Ugh, I just wanna dive in and swim around. You get it. I know you do. 

I am prejudiced against bowls.  

I am prejudiced against bowls.  

I got glamour shots at the mall today. 

I got glamour shots at the mall today. 

This is the prettiest medical waste, I’ve ever seen.

This is the prettiest medical waste, I’ve ever seen.

This is the costume I made for Comicon. Do you guys like it? It took me a really long time. My dad helped me some, but I did most of it myself. 

This is the costume I made for Comicon. Do you guys like it? It took me a really long time. My dad helped me some, but I did most of it myself. 

Here’s a list of things I like about this photo;
Cat food globs
slimy 
jizzy sauce
carefully peeled cucumbers
end of list.

Here’s a list of things I like about this photo;

Cat food globs

slimy 

jizzy sauce

carefully peeled cucumbers

end of list.

I am soooo gonna get laid tonight.

I am soooo gonna get laid tonight.